Maybe I should just try writing again. Like for real this time. I can't think of any better way for someone with my lack of freedom and resources to feel like they're doing something even when they really aren't since I know there's like a million and one chance of me ever getting published. (Could someone please pass the punctuation ( Read more... )

I have a beef with Richard Prince. Bitch is going down.

Why? You ask
Well, for example, this:( NSFW )

I am about to begin listening to 7 podcasts called "Zombies! The Living Dead in Literature" from FilmNerds.com on iTunes with a professor from University of Alabama.

ETA I am so crushing on Sean Hoade right now ( Read more... )

It all began with a bra. A magical bra. A bra that could save your life from terrorism and car farts.


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Retrospective Disclaimer: Turns out I'm an idiot.
I know, I know, you never saw that coming.

As pointed out in the comments by scanner_darkly Rambo IV was actually made but it did not involve the Taliban. Snopes seems a little late with this one. Or maybe it's my feed. Anyway, just add one to everything and I think this post will still make some sense.

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In this white wave I am sinkingEver sit down and do nothing but think? I mean lights off, no body movement, city is asleep thinking ( Read more... )

Staring over the edge of a cliff called home and the snow is yellow with envy. Open the door and turn off the lights I need to get something off my face. Or is it on? It's on, baby! When I fall my piss defies gravity and your traditions.

Amidst the certain rainfall and undying leftovers I have found my calling and it remains the same as ever without apologies. Like a tin-can jamboree I am only as good as my audience. So please, sit back and enjoy or I shall cease to exist and you would certainly not want that weighing you down all the days of your life - forever washing my blood ( Read more... )

I am only capable of falling in love with fictional characters and sociopaths.

From this moment (in the future) on, everything I say is fiction.

We, here at the jenlight Institute for Awkward Sciences, have come to an agreement that our information is far too delicate and important to simply let any old shmoe get her hands on. Therefore, the filters have been placed in their upright positions.

Want in? Prove yourself.

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